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I was lying on the bed yesterday and I looked down and realized that my belly button is off center. And all this time I thought it was my pants that were made wrong! When I draw a line from my cleavage down to my belly button, the line hits the right edge of it.

Last night I dreamed I got three huge worms on Cory's laptop. I kept thinking "this is so weird, Macs don't get worms!" but there they were with cartoons all over his screen and loud noises. As I was trying to fix it, Mom showed up and told me she was going to get a "tummy tuck" because she was eating too many Snickers. She said they were going to cut into her chest and sink it a little so she looked "thinner." I told her it was a dumb idea.

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