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"Giant statues of Paul Bunyan and Babe the blue ox guard the entrance of Trees of Mystery, as a
mid-morning crowd pours off the coast highway to embrace freaky Redwood hooha. Paul's right hand
gives a continual sluggish wave as his breast-pocket loudspeaker greets all who enter in cheery
lumberjack fashion. 'Hiya, kids. Hi, folks.'
Most of Paul's banter involves describing the clothes that people at his
feet are wearing, so they don't think he's a recording. 'Hello,
there...you're wearing a blue sweatshirt! And the lady next to you is
wearing a green jacket!' He'll also answer your size questions (Paul is 49
ft. tall, has a 24 ft. long axe, and 10 ft. high boots.)"



"According to a historic display, the original Bunyan, constructed in
1946, lasted only one year. Paul's head, made of paper mache, melted in the winter rains and caved in. "

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coryg
Oct. 3rd, 2001 09:06 am (UTC)
Paul was pretty surreal when seeing him and his ox in the yellow sunshine of the dawn. Now he's just disturbing. Yeeks.
rivulet
Oct. 3rd, 2001 10:20 am (UTC)
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He was always disturbing, dear. That's just lack of sleep talking.
coryg
Oct. 3rd, 2001 10:45 am (UTC)
By the by: Next time we go somewhere, we're bringing a camera.
rivulet
Oct. 3rd, 2001 11:17 am (UTC)
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You've got it, sister.
coryg
Oct. 3rd, 2001 01:12 pm (UTC)
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Sister?

*checking genitals*

Guess again.
redelephant
Nov. 8th, 2001 11:22 pm (UTC)
GIANT BULL!
rivulet
Nov. 9th, 2001 09:47 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHA
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