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I like my bellybutton. I like to fill it with things. Yesterday I filled it with rain.

Thus, I hereby solemnly swear that I will never profane its perfection with tattoos or piercings of any kind. It shall remain forever a NAKED, UNPROFANE bellybutton.
I shall also hereby enact the following law: it is unlawful for visitors to my bellybutton to graffiti-ize it.

The end.

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thecartoongod
Oct. 13th, 2001 06:23 pm (UTC)
I like filling it with things too!
rivulet
Oct. 13th, 2001 06:35 pm (UTC)
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That's RIGHT you do, Superman!
leftofcenter
Oct. 14th, 2001 12:07 am (UTC)
That reminds me of a dirty joke...

Good law, otherwise if you ever have a baby, it'll get all stretched and weird looking.
rivulet
Oct. 14th, 2001 02:34 am (UTC)
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...Unless it was a really tiny, detailed one. Then when my belly got big, it'd be like those balloons that have really tiny, detailed pictures painted on them so when the balloon is blown up, it looks like my pregnant belly with a really tiny...

never mine.
rivulet
Oct. 15th, 2001 06:58 pm (UTC)
...never mind, even.

Oy.
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