Meggie! (rivulet) wrote,
Meggie!
rivulet

Solid Investment!

Marie 9651 (6:04:50 PM): Solid Investment. Earn 50% this year. Receive checks of 3-4% on your investment every month. Click Here for more info.
Meat Pie99 (6:05:05 PM): Earn 50% of what?
Meat Pie99 (6:05:27 PM): And Solid Investment isn't a complete sentence.
Meat Pie99 (6:05:39 PM): You should fix that. Maybe more people would go to that site if you did.
Meat Pie99 (6:05:54 PM): You wouldn't want people to think that you, someone who can't compose sentences correctly, did the same thing.
Meat Pie99 (6:06:05 PM): They might think you're not very smart, and neither is investing.
Meat Pie99 (6:06:18 PM): That would potentially be detrimental to the business you're promoting.
Meat Pie99 (6:06:28 PM): I wouldn't want you to be out of a job or anything.
Meat Pie99 (6:06:41 PM): Of course, if you're right about it, then I guess it wouldn't be a big deal, now would it?
Meat Pie99 (6:06:47 PM): I suppose not.
Meat Pie99 (6:07:00 PM): So how many hits do you get based on spam, anyway?
Meat Pie99 (6:07:02 PM): I hope it's worth it.
Meat Pie99 (6:07:08 PM): If it was, maybe I'd spam people.
Meat Pie99 (6:07:16 PM): You should let me know sometime.
Meat Pie99 (6:07:32 PM): And do you just look for people randomly?
Meat Pie99 (6:07:40 PM): Or do you have a list?
Meat Pie99 (6:07:47 PM): How did I get on this list, if you've got one?
Meat Pie99 (6:07:55 PM): Was it from a web page, perhaps?
Meat Pie99 (6:07:58 PM): An email?
Meat Pie99 (6:08:00 PM): LiveJournal?
Meat Pie99 (6:08:10 PM): How can I compile such a list?
Meat Pie99 (6:08:20 PM): Should I look in the same places you're looking?
Meat Pie99 (6:08:25 PM): Or is it random?
Meat Pie99 (6:08:27 PM): I forget.
Meat Pie99 (6:08:47 PM): Hmm.
Meat Pie99 (6:09:01 PM): Do you care about your customers, Marie 9651?
Meat Pie99 (6:09:11 PM): Because ignoring one of them isn't a good sign.
Meat Pie99 (6:09:15 PM): That's bad customer service.
Meat Pie99 (6:09:34 PM): So you can't make complete sentences, you capitalize random words, AND you don't have very good customer service.
Meat Pie99 (6:09:43 PM): That makes me doubt the company you're representing.
Meat Pie99 (6:09:47 PM): That's also a very bad thing.
Meat Pie99 (6:10:01 PM): I feel sorry for you and your business.
Meat Pie99 (6:10:08 PM): And your customers, for getting such bad customer service.
Meat Pie99 (6:10:48 PM): Well, it was nice talking to you.
Meat Pie99 (6:10:53 PM): Don't forget the advice I gave you!
Meat Pie99 (6:11:09 PM): Oh, could I get your phone number?
Meat Pie99 (6:11:17 PM): I'd like to call and continue this conversation.
Meat Pie99 (6:11:21 PM): Because it's a good conversation.
Meat Pie99 (6:11:23 PM): Don't you think?
Meat Pie99 (6:11:26 PM): We should talk in person.
Meat Pie99 (6:11:34 PM): Then you can tell me about more Solid Investments.
Meat Pie99 (6:11:41 PM): And tell me more about 50%.
Meat Pie99 (6:11:52 PM): I'm really interested in Solid Investments, after all.
Meat Pie99 (6:12:03 PM): Or maybe I'll just give you MY phone number.
Meat Pie99 (6:12:11 PM): Maybe we could go out for coffee.
Meat Pie99 (6:12:14 PM): Or cocktails.
Meat Pie99 (6:12:47 PM): OK, well whenever you'd like to go out and talk more about my investment, you can contact me again.
Meat Pie99 (6:12:54 PM): What a great person to talk to!
Meat Pie99 (6:12:56 PM): Thank you so much!
Meat Pie99 (6:12:59 PM): See you later!
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