Thank you for your request for Verizon Online DSL service. We’re sorry, but after completing a thorough test of your phone line we found that we were unable to provide this service at your location. However, the availability of DSL service is increasing all the time and we may be able to provide you service at some point in the future.
So why perform a "check" on my phone number and say it's fine?! I'm wondering if maybe it's because the phone isn't set up yet. That happens tomorrow. I'll call them and see.