One of you left a band-aid on the stairs.
To my Pepsi Twist:
Why do you get so warm so quickly?
To my peach:
Please hurry up and get ripe so I can eat you. I know you like sitting on top of my monitor, but I don't like looking at your alluring blush knowing you're still hard.
To my fiance:
I am SO HAPPY. Thank you for making me so.