1. Please do not give Cory coffee in a lipstick-marked mug.
2. Please do not just wipe the lipstick off the mug and return it. (The best idea would be to set a clean mug down and pour new coffee into it!)
3. Please do not serve me cherry pie when I asked for strawberry rhubarb. I hate cherries, and I had to scrape off all the filling and just eat the crust.
4. It's all well and good to avert your head away from us when you're going to sneeze, but please do not avert your head towards the clean silverware behind the register.
I've never been in and out of a restaurant so quickly, and I've never been that grossed out. I was SO looking forward to having some pie (I'd been craving it for a long time beforehand). Argh.