February 26th, 2003

S&G 1

(no subject)

That was the best news story I've ever heard.

Apparently, two middle-school boys found a can of fermented chili, opened it, and dumped it on the cafeteria floor. Some people who smelled it started feeling woozy, and the police and fire department were called, and everybody was evacuated. They were flying over the school in a helicopter and you couldn't see anything, since it's obviously after school.