Brooke and I are going to go to The Pied Cow and drink coffee and maybe eat something.
We shall talk of old times.
We shall become sarcastic.
We are both talented at being sarcastic.
Thus, we have sarcastic conversations.
We shall talk about how much Brooke hates the word
We shall also talk about Josh.
We shall have fun.
Then she shall drive me home, and I shall not talk to her for a long time.
That's the way it is.