It's kind of hard to find a costume that:
* can get dirty
* allows me to wash my hands frequently (no hand makeup)
* doesn't have long sleeves
* isn't uncomfortable
* doesn't mind me sweating (probably not much face makeup either)
* costs next to nothing (if not nothing)
* isn't obsolete underneath an apron
I thought about getting a pink wig, but I think it'd be pretty hot and itchy. I have a Halloween shirt, and I may have to just wear that. Hmm.
Anyone have any ideas?