The TV only gets decent reception in two places. If the TV is in either of those two places, the chair ends up floating in the middle of the room because the man of the house needs to be close enough to see it well. We have too much crap. I take that back, we have a good amount of crap but not enough space to put it in so that it looks nice.
OK, OK, so we have too much crap. :)
Someone come over and help me rearrange this stupid place!!!