So, the army called me last week while Dad was visiting. I didn't know it was a recruiter, otherwise I wouldn't have answered the phone. So I told the guy I was busy and I'd call him back (yeah, I lied, sue me). He gave me his phone number (I don't think I even wrote it down) and that was that. I thought they'd leave me alone for another three months or so. But last night during dinner they called again. And again a couple of hours later. And again this morning. No, I'm not going to join the army, thanks for trying.