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I just watched a commercial. A man was in a lab, reading off a long list of ingredients of a new drink. "Let's see. Ingredients: maltodextrin, gluco-whatever, caffeine..." and then he walked over to a table with a bowl of oranges and a glass of orange juice. "I'd rather just have some pure, Florida-quality [whatever that means] orange juice. Ingredients: fresh air, rain, and sunshine."

Hmm... aren't ORANGES supposed to be in orange juice?