I think that if I ever open my Jimmy Buffet (pronounced buffet... haha), I'm going to have a menu item called "The Mile-High Club." It'll be a club sandwich that's tall. It'll be so big that it's hard to eat all of it, so if a customer can eat all of it, it'll be free and they'll get their name on a plaque and be part of the Mile-High-Club Club! Yay!
And after that, if you're thirsty, you can go to Cory's bar!